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Neighbor Demotivational Poster

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.

CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none

Knock at 3am -


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


TAGS: mr rogers killed your cat hi there neighbor
Rating: 4.35/5

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Feasibly - October 3, 2011, 11:27 pm
Can you say......loafers?
TwistedNinjaPirate - September 30, 2011, 12:51 am
You are now reading this in his voice...
Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
I like the way you 5ay that....
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:59 pm
This made the lions laugh too.

CHRISTMAS - The one time of the year when it's okay to be an obnoxious jerk and annoy the whole neighborhood

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch

DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!

TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


TAGS: gnd neighbors fatchicks
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - October 27, 2010, 11:58 am
I know the feeling. 5 loudmouthed ghetto a-holes

THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT - There is a certain amount of revenge that can be had when their cat uses your yard as a litter box.

SIMPSONS DO ANIME - Just when you thought Totoro couldn't get any cuter...

TAGS: the simpsons my neighbor totoro hiyao miyazaki
Rating: 1.67/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
Um... no, this isn't cuter than the lego version, and it sure isn't cuter that the Miyazaki film version.
forseti - May 17, 2010, 3:20 pm
CUMULATION - when a bad motifake is getting approved... 1L

NEIGHBORS - Wait till you see what the one to your south did to your wife who was parking her car on his lawn

TAGS: dog wife neighbor gun property
Rating: 4.18/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:08 am
true, it doesn't flow like it should. I alo missed a joke on 'sh** and killed my dog' and 'sh** and missed my wife'. d***, Suzie, WAKE UP !
5butjam - January 24, 2012, 5:00 pm
I think you've just messed the wording up here, it's a good joke but it reads terribly.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
suzie, mods don't tell you quality over quantity?

I AM THE QUIET RECLUSE NEIGHBOR - With the big freezer in the garage


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!

BOUNDARIES - Good Fences make Good Neighbors... Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

AT LEAST - you won't have to worry about your neighbors

Weird...... -

TAGS: my neighbor is so paranoid
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:29 am
Thank ya, fine ladies.
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:28 am
An easy 5L Mr. Gary!
chickenlittle - January 22, 2014, 8:40 am
still laughing! :D

The Big Bang Theory -

TAGS: friends neighbors enemies b****slap payback
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:11 am
Profound. Sadly, my neighbors are also strangers.

Dear God -

Opposition -

TAGS: caroling calendar neighborhood stroll
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:53 am
The caption is timeless on this picture, Greeny. 5L

New Neighbors -

Yoo-Hoo -


Neighbor's Kid -

TAGS: neighbor s kid water fight boil
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:55 pm
If you're not part of a 5olution, you're either a solid or a gas. -Jimmy Carr
GaryO - June 14, 2013, 8:23 am
Renza - June 14, 2013, 7:56 am
That really is kinda genius
Reality Lord - June 13, 2013, 8:19 pm





TAGS: world end calendar neighborhood toilet
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - February 21, 2012, 2:23 pm


MY NEIGHBORHOOD - You taught us to dream. You taught us to be kind. I mourn the day you died.

TAGS: mr rogers fred rogers neighbors died
Rating: 4.56/5

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Arvantillian - March 16, 2011, 1:17 am
gotta give you 5...even though my son would not have the patience to sit still long enough to watch
CleverUserName - September 21, 2010, 8:24 pm
Some time ago sadly. If I ever have Kids I'm totally buying this guy on DVD. He was great.
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:39 pm

he died?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 Daniel Striped-Tigers...
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:45 pm
just proving my noobness, never know with the lot of you. I could also be the temazepam
Claire - September 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
(That's the joke.)
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:37 pm
if we cannot laugh at ourselves and those we love we who can we laugh with?
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
It's too nice not to.
Claire - September 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
Too soon, Admiral... too soon... I also 5L'd this.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
5 lithium tablets

Maybe ... -

TAGS: troll neighbors
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2013, 1:41 pm
Maybe But ?
Pagong - May 3, 2013, 10:54 am
That can be used as an excuse by a fla****, if you can get away with the werewolf part.

YOU KNOW YOU'VE MOVED - ...to the wrong neighborhood when this is the Welcoming Committee.

YOUR NEIGHBOR - Planning your imminent slaughter

TAGS: neighbor
Rating: 4/5

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robbidos - March 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
The flag was made in China.
bigsouthfork - March 1, 2013, 8:45 pm
What's scary is that you think that is a lot. He's an amateur with a long way to go.
Krickit - March 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Gun nuts always with the red, white ans blue in the background... classic
EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:21 am
It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. I calls her "Vera".
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:10 pm
It's amazing what lengths people go to make them feel "safe" from others, yet not themselves.
lazyphil - February 28, 2013, 9:19 am
And I'm pretty sure he's watching you right now whilst talking to his favourite M16 (called "Charlene") AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:34 am
I'm pretty sure he's my good buddy with issues that I can temper with chocolates and ice cream.

A SURE SIGN - That a Motifake member lives in your neighborhood.

the neighbor -

TAGS: neighbor music demon
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sho - November 27, 2013, 2:14 am
its futile trying to reason with Akuma lol

YOUR NEIGHBORS - Just because they are watching, doesn't mean they can't hear you when you scream.

Plagiarism -

BINOCULARS - Help build better neighbors


TAGS: my neighbor merlin
Rating: 2.5/5

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Kel - August 18, 2009, 10:08 am
Thats a CUBONE!

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD - Look at the freaky white trash that just moved in next door ...

TAGS: freaky white trash neighbors
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:52 pm
But that kid's got skills!